McJannek Station is an Arctic laboratory. In this location you can find many scientific objects such as computers, test tubes, microscopes and so on. It is snowing outside and some windows are broken. Also, this lab is located high up in the mountains.
Players may occasionally find the Danish flag (Dannebrog) inside the station, additionally the emblem of the station can be found on the front desk in the reception room, in which the text on it says "MCJANNEK STATION" at the top, and "ARCTIC RESEARCH" at the bottom, meaning that McJannek Station is located in the Arctic. (most likely Greenland, as the old emblem had "GREENLAND" as the bottom text instead of "ARCTIC RESEARCH")
Exclusively in this map, players may encounter a TV that is turned on, showing a question that says "Are you still watching 'Moose Fighting Volume II: Antler Mania'" which shows the prompts "Continue Watching" or "Back," wherein if the player chooses the former (which can only be interacted), it will result in a moose jumpscare and will fling the player backwards.
On this map there is a calendar, which reveals that the last day McJannek Station was in use is on April 15th, 2097.
You can find images of all the rooms at McJannek Station - Rooms
All Valuables are obtainable with at most a regular jump.
2097 Calendar -Dannyballsub
Exclusive valuables[]
| Item Name | Image | Value | Size | Details |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| Coffee Cup | 
|
$2000-$3000 | Tiny | |
| Eraser | 
|
$500-$650 | Tiny | |
| Keycard | 
|
$250-$500 | Tiny | |
| Phone | 
|
$1200-$2000 | Tiny | Periodically vibrates loudly; creates a large sound for monsters to potentially hear. |
| Pills | 
|
$500-$650 | Tiny | |
| Smartwatch | 
|
$500-$650 | Tiny | |
| Stapler | 
|
$500-$650 | Tiny | |
| Uranium Petri Dish | 
|
$1200-$2000 | Tiny | Creates toxic clouds when broken. |
| USB Stick | 
|
$500-$650 | Tiny | |
| Bonsai Tree | 
|
$900-$1100 | Small | |
| Calculator | 
|
$850-$1100 | Small | |
| Camera | 
|
$2000-$3000 | Small | Can stun nearby players and monsters when damaged. |
| HDD | 
|
$2000-$3000 | Small | |
| VHS | 
|
$1200-$2000 | Small | |
| 3D Printer | 
|
$5500-$7500 | Medium | |
| Computer | 
|
$2000-$3000 | Medium | |
| Fan | 
|
$2000-$3000 | Medium | Is a trap. When held, will produce a stream of air that will blow away anything in front of it. |
| Fire Extinguisher | 
|
$3500-$4500 | Medium | |
| Flashlight | 
|
$1200-$2000 | Medium | |
| Laptop | 
|
$2000-$3000 | Medium | |
| Propane Tank | 
|
$3500-$4500 | Medium | Is a trap. If damaged will emit flame for approximately 14 seconds (might be random). Deals 2 damage to monsters (Up to 30 DPS) and 1 damage to players (Up to 19 DPS) per damage tick. When broken creates an explosion which deals 100 damage to monsters and 50 damage to players. |
| Sample Six Pack | 
|
$2000-$3000 | Medium | |
| Sample | 
|
$2000-$3000 | Medium | |
| Scale | 
|
$3500-$4500 | Medium | |
| Barrel | 
|
$9500-$12000 | Big | If the barrel gets hit three times it will cause several etremely-quick explosions, each dealing 100 damage to both monsters and players (damage is always the same although it should be calculated by size and velocity of explosion). It can explode even under the effect of an Indestructible Drone, but the barrel won't be destroyed. This can make it a great weapon, but be aware that due to a bug when you disable the drone after the barrel has exploded it will explode again while destroying the barrel. |
| Big Sample | 
|
$2000-$3000 | Big | |
| Creature Leg | 
|
$9500-$12000 | Big | |
| Flamethrower | 
|
$3500-$4500 | Big | Is a trap. Upon impact, it releases a jet of flame. When held by the red handle, the flame will go on continuously until it runs out. Deals 15 damage to monsters (Up to 48 DPS) and 10 damage to players (Up to 40 DPS) per damage tick. Has 10 seconds worth of fuel |
| Guitar | 
|
$3500-$4500 | Big | If you touch the strings, they will make a sound. |
| Icepick | 
|
$2000-$3000 | Big | |
| Ice Saw | 
|
$3500-$4500 | Big | Is a trap. When interacting, it turns on, causing damage to everything that touches the saw blade. Can be turned on for a certain time without the possibility of turning off. Deals 5 damage to enemies (Up to 17 DPS) and 1 damage to players (Up to 8.2 DPS) |
| Sample Cooler | 
|
$3500-$4500 | Big | |
| Centrifuge | 
|
$9500-$12000 | Wide | |
| Ice Block | 
|
$9500-$12000 | Wide | |
| Snow Bike | 
|
$9500-$12000 | Wide | |
| Wide Sample Cooler | 
|
$5500-$7500 | Wide | |
| Heavy Water | 
|
$30000-$45000 | Tall | |
| Jackhammer | 
|
$9500-$12000 | Tall | Will start drilling when picked up, which produces noise and makes the valuable vibrate. |
| Science Station | 
|
$18000-$25000 | Tall | |
| Cryo Pod | 
|
$18000-$25000 | Very Tall | |
| Server Rack | 
|
$18000-$25000 | Very Tall |
Physics props[]
| Prop name | Image | Strength threshold | Damage |
|---|---|---|---|
| Door | 
|
2-3 | 25/50/75 |
| Locker door | 
|
0 | 10/20/30 |
| Refrigerator doors | 
|
0 | 5/10/15 |
| Toilet cabin door | 
|
0 | 10/20/30 |
| Snow vehicle doors | 
|
0 | 15/30/45 |
| Container door | 
|
0 | 17/35/52 |
| Toilet door | 
|
0 | 10/20/30 |
| Toilet lid | 
|
0 | 3/6/10 |
| Big closet door | 
|
0 | 3/6/10 |
| Small closet door | 0 | 2/5/8 |
Location screenshots[]
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